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"I like myself so much better when I’m with you"
— A ten word story (via mydrunkhelbig)


unapologeticenthusiasm asked: "LmAO When I say I'm from Louisiana I always clarify that I wear shoes to school and do not have a pet alligator."

There has got to be a support group for this somewhere


Anonymous asked: "just curios, what state do you live in?"

Texas. And for the record, I don’t ride a horse to school, I hate country music, I don’t have buck teeth or wear pig tails, I don’t have a southern accent, I hate when people say “y’all”, I don’t live on a farm and I don’t own boots.


Anonymous asked: "Meep! You have a sexual appetite?! How dare you!"

ayyyyyy

posted 7 hours ago

thething-with-thethings asked: "You're hot like a parked car ;)"

Oh gurl


forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it


Anonymous asked: "just curious, how tall are you?"

I’m 5’7”


Anonymous asked: "Ok I need to rant. Or semi-rant. Ok maybe it's just a statement. I hate that every romance movie has a sex scene usually. I don't get that. Ok semi-rant over, WE OUT"

But sex scenes are hot though ??? whoops


Anonymous asked: "Do you consider yourself a happy person?"

I’m getting there :)



heckaharto asked: "I love ya', and I hope you know that you're nothing short of beautiful and incredible."

I fucking love you


  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in