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I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
  • Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom: Don't we all.

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.


themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring


eartheld:

twelvefeetdeepp:

frevolutions:

View from the tent

I WANT TO GO CAMPING!!


mostly nature

eartheld:

twelvefeetdeepp:

frevolutions:

View from the tent

I WANT TO GO CAMPING!!
mostly nature


magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 


gracehelbabe:

Some Camp Takota Co-Director love.


praisetothetrinty:

Some Anonymous love for:veryhartistic mckinnna meepface gracehelbabe dontgobreakingmyhart and hartorotica

so much love ❤️

praisetothetrinty:

Some Anonymous love for:
veryhartistic mckinnna meepface gracehelbabe dontgobreakingmyhart and hartorotica

so much love ❤️


Jim Halpert in every episode

S02E16/ +


lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face


hesitence:

when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship


brutalgeneration:

By kchiappone

brutalgeneration:

By kchiappone


slama-jama:

when your OTP have a cute moment and you’re like

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talkaboutartassholes asked: "meep meep bo beep banana-fana fo feep me my mo meep meeeep"

I have been summoned