me: hot chocolate, please.
barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?
me: yes =)
barista: not a coffee drinker are you?
me: try something difference.
[3 minutes later]
barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.
me: thank you.
Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring
View from the tentI WANT TO GO CAMPING!!mostly nature
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
so much love ❤️
Jim Halpert in every episode
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship
when your OTP have a cute moment and you’re like
I have been summoned